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　　“起床，起床，快起来！去洗脸，去刷牙，记得梳头！这是你的衣服你的鞋，有没有在听啊……”日前，一个美国妈妈演唱的《妈妈之歌》视频在中国内地网站上大热，她在不到3分钟里一口气唱出了800多字的歌词。听过这首歌的网友无不惊叹：原来全世界的老妈唠叨起来都是“一样一样一样的啊”。创作并演唱这首歌的是48岁的美国喜剧女演员安妮塔?兰弗洛，她是3个孩子的母亲。
　　来源：华龙网-重庆商报
　　中文歌词：　　起床起床快起来！
　　去洗脸去刷牙记得梳头！
　　这是你的衣服你的鞋
　　有没有在听啊？！
　　快起来！然后记得叠被子！
　　会热吗？会冷吗？
　　你就这样穿着出门吗？
　　你的书你的午饭你的作业咧？
　　拿外套戴手套，还有围巾和帽子
　　别忘了！你有猫要喂
　　要吃早餐，因为医生说，早餐在一天当中最重要！
　　要吃维他命，因为这样你才能长得壮又高！
　　记得今天下午3点要去看牙医
　　别忘了钢琴课在今天下午，所以你要练！
　　别狼吞虎咽要细嚼慢咽
　　但快点！公车已经到了
　　小心点！
　　给我过来~~
　　你有没有洗你的耳背
　　出去外面玩，别玩太疯，别闹太凶
　　有礼貌，要交朋友，记得要分享
　　要认真，有耐心一点，危险事别做
　　乖一点，别搞到要让我出面！
　　去整理房间，叠衣服，把东西收拾干净
　　把床铺好，马上做，我们整天有空吗！
　　为什么房间乱得像狗窝一样？
　　到底有没有在听我说话？
　　接~~电话，把电话挂掉！
　　离电视远点，开小声点，吃饭别玩手机
　　今晚，今晚不准玩电脑！
　　不想被没收iPod，就给我听话！
　　你要去哪儿？跟谁鬼混？你几点才会回来？
　　说谢谢、请、对不起，这样才能到处受欢迎
　　我的苦心教导，长大了你自然会感激
　　等你有小孩了
　　你就知道，你会感激我给你的忠告这么有智慧
　　但现在，我还要谢谢你没对我翻白眼
　　吃东西时把嘴巴闭起来
　　吃一两口你讨厌的东西
　　用刀叉。不要打饱嗝。不要让我念
　　把碗里的东西吃干净
　　考好一点。去开门。别跟我耍小聪明
　　给我注意，给我过来，我数到3
　　去赚钱。去上班。去拿个博士回来
　　去去去~~
　　我~~不管是谁先开始的
　　你给我门禁(指晚上不能迟回来)到36岁
　　给我长话短说，看在老天的份上，你们最好和我说实话！
　　如果你的朋友都去死，你是不是也去死？
　　如果我再说一遍，我以前一定说了好几千遍
　　你已经这么大了还这么幼稚，
　　这一定是你老爸的DNA
　　跟我讲话时眼睛要看着我
　　要站有站相
　　每个东西都有它的位置，然后每个东西都要放回原位
　　别再唉唉叫！否则我真的让你哭不出来！
　　哈！
　　去刷牙、洗脸，穿睡衣
　　睡觉去，抱一下，和我一起祷告
　　别忘了，我爱你
　　然后明天我们会再来一遍，因为母亲的工作永不结束
　　你不需要知道理由
　　因为，因为，因为，因为
　　我说了算，我说了算，我说了算，我说了算！
　　我是你妈！你妈，你妈，你妈，你唯一的妈！！
　　英文歌词：　　Get up now
　　Get up now
　　Get up out of bed
　　Wash your face
　　Brush your teeth
　　Comb your sleepy head
　　Here's your clothes
　　And your shoes
　　Hear the words I said
　　Get up now
　　Get up and make your bed
　　Are you hot?
　　Are you cold?
　　Are you wearing that?
　　Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
　　Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
　　Don't forget you got to feed the cat
　　Eat your breakfast
　　The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
　　Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
　　Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
　　Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
　　So you must play
　　Don't shovel
　　Chew slowly
　　But hurry
　　The bus is here
　　Be careful
　　Come back here
　　Did you wash behind your ears?
　　Play outside
　　Don't play rough
　　Would you just play fair?
　　Be polite
　　Make a friend
　　Don't forget to share
　　Work it out
　　Wait your turn
　　Never take a dare
　　Get along
　　Don't make me come down there
　　Clean your room
　　Fold your clothes
　　Put your stuff away
　　Make your bed
　　Do it now
　　Do we have all day?
　　Were you born in a barn?
　　Would you like some hay
　　Can you even hear a word I say?
　　Answer the phone
　　Get Off the phone
　　Don't sit so close
　　Turn it down
　　No texting at the table
　　No more computer time tonight
　　Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
　　Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
　　Saying thank you, please, excuse me
　　Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
　　You'll appreciate my wisdom
　　Someday when you're older and you're grown
　　Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own
　　You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
　　But right now
　　I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
　　Close your mouth when you chew
　　Would appreciate
　　Take a bite
　　Maybe two
　　Of the stuff you hate
　　Use your fork
　　Do not you burp
　　Or I'll set you straight
　　Eat the food I put upon your plate
　　Get an A, Get the door
　　Don't get smart with me
　　Get a Grip
　　Get in here I'll count to 3
　　Get a job
　　Get a life
　　Get a PhD
　　Get a dose of...
　　I don't care who started it
　　You're grounded until your 36
　　Get your story straight
　　And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake
　　And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
　　Would you jump too?
　　If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that
　　You're too old to act this way
　　It must be your father's DNA
　　Look at me when I am talking
　　Stand up straight when you walk
　　A place for everything
　　And everything must be in place
　　Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
　　Oh!
　　Brush your teeth
　　Wash your face
　　Get your PJs on
　　Get in bed
　　Get a hug
　　Say a prayer with Mom
　　Don't forget
　　I love you
　　**KISS**
　　And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
　　You don't need the reason why
　　Because
　　Because
　　Because
　　Because
　　I said so
　　I said so
　　I said so
　　I said so
　　I'm the Mom
　　The mom
　　The mom
　　The mom
　　The mom
　　Ta-da





有趣的是，安妮塔还写了一首《爸爸之歌》，歌词只有一句：“好吧！问你妈！问你妈！”据《成都商报》

ゆき.

还好我这里耳根是清净的orz

相对而言我更喜欢爸爸之歌呢[踹

十三姨

厉害...我彻底无语了....

roywillow

前面的之前同学放过，很强大
后面的那个爸爸之歌缓冲的好慢……等等等啊……


话说妈妈之歌那个伴奏叫做啥来着……

[ 本帖最后由 roywillow 于 2010-1-17 00:03 编辑 ]

雪梨子

俺在节目上看过……当时笑了半天

roywillow

妈妈之歌的伴奏是啥来着……是啥是啥…………

做了个歌词……累死我了

[00:01.85]妈妈之歌
[00:05.42]安妮塔 - Anita Renfroe
[00:10.24]
[00:14.52]Get up now
[00:14.82]Get up now
[00:15.19]Get up out of bed
[00:16.00]Wash your face
[00:16.37]Brush your teeth
[00:16.79]Comb your sleepy head
[00:17.49]Here's your clothes
[00:18.08]And your shoes
[00:18.49]Hear the words I said
[00:19.23]Get up now
[00:20.13]Get up and make your bed
[00:21.06]Are you hot?
[00:21.41]Are you cold?
[00:21.82]Are you wearing that?
[00:22.67]Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
[00:24.32]Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
[00:26.07]Don't forget you got to feed the cat
[00:27.82]Eat your breakfast
[00:28.56]The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
[00:31.08]Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
[00:34.46]Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
[00:37.67]Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
[00:40.21]So you must play
[00:41.11]Don't shovel
[00:42.03]Chew slowly
[00:42.92]But hurry
[00:43.74]The bus is here
[00:44.56]Be careful
[00:45.40]Come back here
[00:46.30]Did you wash behind your ears?
[00:47.74]Play outside
[00:48.27]Don't play rough
[00:48.77]Would you just play fair?
[00:49.47]Be polite
[00:49.93]Make a friend
[00:50.35]Don't forget to share
[00:51.11]Work it out
[00:51.66]Wait your turn
[00:52.15]Never take a dare
[00:52.85]Get along
[00:53.69]Don't make me come down there
[00:54.58]Clean your room
[00:55.02]Fold your clothes
[00:55.59]Put your stuff away
[00:56.30]Make your bed
[00:56.77]Do it now
[00:57.24]Do we have all day?
[00:57.97]Were you born in a barn?
[00:58.66]Would you like some hay
[00:59.74]Can you even hear a word I say?
[01:01.85]Answer the phone
[01:03.70]Get Off the phone
[01:04.90]Don't sit so close
[01:05.69]Turn it down
[01:06.59]No texting at the table
[01:08.28]No more computer time tonight
[01:11.60]Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
[01:14.96]Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
[01:18.13]Saying thank you, please, excuse me
[01:19.65]Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
[01:21.48]You'll appreciate my wisdom
[01:23.01]Someday when you're older and you're grown
[01:24.71]Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own
[01:28.38]You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
[01:31.54]But right now
[01:32.41]I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
[01:34.84]Close your mouth when you chew
[01:35.57]Would appreciate
[01:36.74]Take a bite
[01:37.10]Maybe two
[01:37.57]Of the stuff you hate
[01:38.28]Use your fork
[01:38.80]Do not you burp
[01:39.24]Or I'll set you straight
[01:40.01]Eat the food I put upon your plate
[01:41.74]Get an A, Get the door
[01:42.60]Don't get smart with me
[01:43.51]Get a Grip
[01:43.99]Get in here I'll count to 3
[01:45.14]Get a job
[01:45.55]Get a life
[01:45.98]Get a PhD
[01:46.81]Get a dose of...
[01:48.06]I don't care who started it
[01:50.88]You're grounded until your 36
[01:54.39]Get your story straight
[01:55.42]And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake
[01:57.36]And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
[02:01.66]Would you jump too?
[02:03.53]If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that
[02:07.27]You're too old to act this way
[02:09.96]It must be your father's DNA
[02:12.87]Look at me when I am talking
[02:14.31]Stand up straight when you walk
[02:15.80]A place for everything
[02:18.32]And everything must be in place
[02:21.64]Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
[02:24.38]Oh!
[02:25.52]Brush your teeth
[02:25.83]Wash your face
[02:26.15]Get your PJs on
[02:26.86]Get in bed
[02:27.29]Get a hug
[02:27.60]Say a prayer with Mom
[02:28.40]Don't forget
[02:29.16]I love you
[02:29.86]**KISS**
[02:30.83]And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
[02:35.78]You don't need the reason why
[02:38.04]Because
[02:38.77]Because
[02:39.60]Because
[02:40.35]Because
[02:41.15]I said so
[02:41.88]I said so
[02:42.39]I said so
[02:42.95]I said so
[02:44.14]I'm the Mom
[02:44.89]The mom
[02:45.54]The mom
[02:45.75]The mom
[02:46.21]The mom
[02:47.25]Ta-da

[ 本帖最后由 roywillow 于 2010-1-17 10:51 编辑 ]

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