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校园趣事
1-历史课
问：发动西安事变的东北军将领是？
答：张学友（这个已经发生过n次了）
2-英语课
问：外国人用英语怎么说？
答：alien（这个还是有本质区别的吧）
3-英语老师让我们每人准备一个“摘错本”，结果某人笔迹过于潦草，远远望去，“搞错本”
4-语文课要准备一本“随笔本”，某人没听清，在那个本子上写下了“水笔本”……
5-科学课
问：电流的磁效应的发现者是？
答：奥斯卡
问：电磁感应是谁发现的？
答：法拉利
[ 本帖最后由 dedede 于 2009-6-6 14:11 编辑 ]
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thru the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
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